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I'm Catbug!

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A-ffirmative! Ahh! Bedtime. Gasp! Good-bye. Ha ha ha ha! No. Okay! Rocky Road Strawberry Whoopsies! Why!? Why? Yeah! Yes!

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But I wanna die! Do ya have room for a muffin? Everything is gonna be okay! Hi guys! I didn't like it. I don't know him. I don't love you. I don't think so. I got everybody juice boxes! I hate you so much. I like your pointy yellow hair. I love you. I love you too! I won't let us down. I'm a bomb! I'm pretty sure it's okay! Is that okay? My name is Catbug, what's yours? No biggie. Now let's help... that guy! Now they're safe! Oh right. Put a little fence around it! So mean! That's the one I'm standing in. They need our help! Throw a blanket over it! We did it! We didn't do it! We're having soft tacos later. Where's my big-ol-beer? Who want's a muffin? Why are we running?! Why won't you let me die! Why would you do that? Yeah, everything is okay! You are not invited. You look sharp too. You're my friends now.

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I need a bath... ...some yogurt.. ...and a place to go doodie!

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Yeah but I don't know how to make myself go there. Maybe it might never happen again! Ahh! (Dimension Jump)

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MIIIITCH YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART IT WAS WRONG TO SAIL THAT LABRADOODLE YOU ARE IN TROUBLE FOR DOING THAT I HAVE A SECRET FOR YOU AND THAT SECRET IS EVERYTHING IS OKAY

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Are you going to go doodie? Computer, load up my doodie box. Or doodie! There was a horse in my doodie box!

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Everything's gonna be fine, you just need to believe. Clap your hands, if you believe. He says he wants more carrots and breadcrumbs! Oh my god there's a huge pineapple in the jacuzzi! Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square, but not till after they cool down. Pony Lords, jump for your life! Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! Rebecca, you are the prettiest girl in brooklyn! Someone throw that noisy thing out the airlock. Sugar Peas! (Drop em!) Okay! That baseball team is tryin' to hot glue a wig on the hippo! That fireman is tryin' to draw an indie comic about his own life! That squirrel can't balance on that candy cane! Those billy goats are trapped in the carwash! This bridge is no place for a woman! This is Catbug, hi Chris, over.